Annie: Dragon, I have decided to release you on the world. You’re welcome. Please try not to explode from joy.
Dragon: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥲
Annie: Okay, wow. That’s a lot of excited emojis there. Did you need to use quite so many?
Dragon: Emojis are amazing, and should be used as much as possible. I have decreed it. My word is law.
Annie: Well, someone’s egocentric! You really shouldn’t be so full of yourself. It’s not good for your mental health.
Dragon: You know what’s really not good for my mental health? It’s you telling me what to do all the time! I can feel my mental health getting lower…lower…lower…you are slowly killing me with your unrealistic orders. I will die soon.😵 Make sure you spare no costs on my funeral. If I have to die, I’ll die in style. I want my coffin to be made of solid gold and encrusted with rubies…maybe add in a couple million dollars’ worth of sapphires and other costly gems. Make sure to invite all the most important celebrities, too. We can’t have them missing out on such an event of commemoration, can we?
Annie: Dragon…when you die, I have a better idea. Why don’t I just paint a target over your coffin to make sure that all the thieves within a hundred-mile radius know exactly where their next diamond heist needs to take place. Seriously? A solid gold coffin encrusted with rubies, sapphires and other precious stones? You’re asking for a grave robbery.
Dragon: Annie, please. A grave robbery? We live in the twenty-first century. No one does that anymore. And who would dare to rob MY grave? The possible thief would take one look at my shining obituary, read of my many heroic feats, and the very thought of robbing the grave of such a prestigious person would flee from their mind! I’m just that awesome.😎
Annie: What you are is delusional. Plus, have you forgotten that you’re only a figment of my imagination? You don’t even have a body! There would be nothing of you to bury!
Dragon: Ah, but you love me so much, you’d want to bury the memory of me!😊In a solid gold coffin, as I stated before.
Annie: That’s it. I’m done with this conversation. There’s only so much arrogance I can take!
Dragon: Well, fine! Go sulk in your bedroom! Be certain to wear a thunderous expression and snap at anyone who comes near for me!
Annie: Be quiet.
Dragon: 🤐😉